In Case Of Emergency Wine Box

When an emergency arises there is not much you can usually do about it. You can try, but that will usually end up in injury to yourself or others. Your best bet at that point would be to drink yourself into oblivion and this box will have your wine always at the ready. The exact definition of what constitutes an emergency is left totally up to you.

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